Geek Post Monthly Newsletter Volume 2 Issue 5
May 31, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
Great to be Kiwi
Young Rangi bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’
Rangi replied, ‘Well then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’
Rangi said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’
The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’
Rangi said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead donkey!’
Rangi said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Rangi and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?’
Rangi said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898′
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Rangi said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
Rangi now works for Telecom selling the new XT Mobiles